This is war. Every line is about who I don't wanna...
I just completed a test that actually asked me what the difference was between eukaryote and prokaryote cells. I’m a little insulted, but I’ll take the easy A. Annnnnd I just banged out a 4 essay draft. Due tomorrow, of course. I pretty much just plopped myself in a lab and sat there until I was done. Then I noticed that I had been there for an hour and a half. College tuition?...
Grammar Nazi →
Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
This song makes me feel a bunch of things all at...
As I was walking home today the scariest shit happened. Imagine, if you will. You’re walking home after a long day of class. The sun is shining and life is good. But wait! All of the sudden you hear a rhythmic thudding. You pause your music to focus on the sound. It’s the drums of Mordor. You slow down involuntarily and step to the side to let the orcs (or whoever it is) pass. All...
rebelpebble asked: Casper! You want another baby? BEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR! B.O.! God bless America! :D
rebelpebble asked: I'm glad you picked up on that reference. It was just for you. By the way, I am freaking pumped for ArtPrize!!!!!!!!! :D
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes.
1) My roommate and I got caught in the rain coming back from swing tonight. Here’s my point: It was fucking amazing. Call me cliche, but I love just surrendering to the skies and getting drenched to the bone. Literally, all I could think about was how good it felt to be alive. I’m not being sarcastic. It was a giant fucking win. If you, whoever you are, are around MI when it’s...
Did you say she was looking for pot?
Warning: Serious Post Alert I am blessed. Sometimes I forget it. Most people do. If you think about it, there is at least one thing in your life that someone else wishes they had. I think for me it’s having such a supportive extended family. It was my grandpa’s birthday today, so we had a gathering at his house. I always feel so comfortable...
Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.– Ludo, “Topeka”
rebelpebble asked: That. Was. DIFFERENT.
Desk lamps are freaky.
I don’t know if it’s all the Pixar movies I’ve seen, but my desk lamp is scaring me right now. ”The Brave Little Toaster” also had a living lamp. I saw that movie as a child and all I can remember is that it scared me shitless. Anywho, my desk lamp is staring at me right now. Like it’s going to kill me with it’s nifty bendable neck. One night I’ll...